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Turd Burglar
Description:
A wretched, apparently human man, who sneaks about at night, stealing what no one in their right mind would ever steal.
Background:
Very little is truly known about this freak. He was first reported some twenty years ago, doing what he continues to do today; stealing
people's droppings. He has been known to approach some in a friendly manner requesting their droppings, most refuse such requests, realizing that nothing good could come of such a thing. However, he usually
returns later that night. The turd burglar always gets his poop!
Update:
The Civilized World has finally learned the true purpose of the Turd Burglar's thefts,
he had been constructing a most foul golem..a Offal Golem made of the dung and refuse of countless beings. He unleashed this horror upon Deeptown and would have
destroyed the town were it not for a valiant band of heroes that destroyed the Golem. The Turd Burglar himself was believed to have been killed by a Githzerai Monk, the
pair in a fierce fight plummeted off of the bell tower at The Church of The Creator. The monk was uninjured in the fall..
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